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ultrageekatlarge:

He bounced off his massive intellect and was cushioned by his ego.

Obviously.

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nineteenseventysix:

this is one of the reasons I fucking love mullets. 

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 Now THAT is a beautiful man. <3 His eyes are so aweosme. Sad it happened… but they are very cool. :)

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

Hey look what popped up on my dashboard again

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And this is what I shall do the next time I have to dance. Hah, listening to Heard it All by Emilie Autumn. Fucking fabulous. 

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LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE.

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love-you-like-a-sister:

riddlemetom:

HORCRUX, GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

Every single one!

YES. 

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gall-weg:

“Now Raisa wanted him to teach her new things, or to learn them along with her, but he was being uncooperative.”

Heh. K. 

oh my god erin this is priceless

his neck blazing red above his stiff collar, moved quietly away from the bar toward the French doors that opened onto the golf course.

“He thought about the matter for several days.” This is either really good or really bad.

“The scale of graphic dimensions depend on the size of the piece.”

okay..

“He might be happier here. You have a computer.”

haha this is suprisingly accurate..?

“…wanted to add that she didn’t usally act like a zombie in front of cute guys.”

wut

“The transparent ghost is another cliche; but most ghosts appear solid enough to cast shadows, although very occasionally transparent apparitions are reported to have been seen, or ghosts have gradually seemed to become transparent as they disappear.”

okay…  

“AAAAAAAAA-.”

LOLWHAT.

 ”But the forest is being destroyed!” Warriors Moonrise

WTF?!?!?! XDDDDD My sex life is going to hell, then!

“I’m sorry,” she said softly, knowing how much he meant to Noah.

That will be my sex life according to The Notebook.

Well then.

Harry looked slowly around at him.

Fuck.

In some areas, turns may be made from more than one lane. 

;)

…about a thousand light years away — far beyond the local neighborhood of stars, but still well within the great Milky Way galaxy.”

FML. 

“I snaked my hands up his bare, solid shoulders and jumped of him so I stood on my own two feet”

should be interesting….

“Breakfast is served on the terrance.” Shelby gestured at a broad green expanse of land. 

So… I’m telling someone that breakfast is served on a terrace.

HANG ON … MY NAME IS IN A BOOK :O

The fire was burning now, but for how much longer? There is only so much newspaper in the house…

 ’When his rage boiled over/He ripped open the mouth of the building/Maddening for blood…’ - from, The Adventure of English, The Biography of a Language by Melvyn Bragg.

Um. My sex life sounds a little dangerous. -_- And I was like, “oh, I’ve got a few romantic novels around somewhere… no, but I better stick to it and grab the nearest book…” Um. I don’t know which would be better. Romance novel, or this, slightly frightening premonition? :P

THIS TEACHER. FUCKING AWESOME. I WISH I HAD MRS. JOHANSON AS MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

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romioneshipper:

SO. FUCKING. TRUE.

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Remember that time Ginny caught Percy masturbating

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